Having been rescued from a band of nomadic Gregorian Chanters at the age of 8 by a wandering Andrews Sister tribute troupe, she began earning her keep by gelding horses at a local mini-pony farm and working the lid press at the local tuna cannery. Times being tight she struck out on her own and formed the first of several rock-didgeridoo bands that played sheep ranches across the frost line. At long last she settled in somewhere around Middleburg, Virginia and became a covert operative in a secret government ninja bookkeeping death squad. Never forgetting her roots, she continues to belt out chants, tunes, and croons across Northern Virginia with her various cover bands and interesting cat costumes!